OK so you know how the googilluminati read all your gmail emails and then from their secret laboratory beam advertisements to you based on the information contained in all the responses to your classified ads for casual encounters on Craigslist? Well, I also use emails to go back and forth with other like-minded people I’ve met on/in various message boards and chatrooms, lamenting the dearth of the taste of bacon in my life. And so today, thanks to our future world leaders, I was beamed an advertisement for a wondrous product called Bacon Salt, whose rallying cry is, “Everything should taste like bacon.” EVERYTHING. They are absolutists who take an idea (the taste of bacon = gustatory pleasure) and bring it to its logical conclusion. I passionately support this product and the concept behind it – who would deny that everything from red wine to toothpaste to casual cunnilingus to bacon itself should taste more like bacon? – and so will put a free advertisement on my blog, in the humble form of a link:
I would also like to throw the idea out there to make a unisex bacon-scented perfume, which could be called something like Swine Flou.
