By: A well-informed American voter.
1. Barack Obama hates apple pie, fireworks, and Elvis Presley. And he doesn’t just dislike apple pie- he hates the concept of apple pie.
2. Barack Obama wears his flag lapel pin upside-down.
3. Barack Obama is a Russian spy.
4. Barack Obama is Vladimir Putin.
5. Barack Obama has a posse.
6. Barack Obama once grounded his eldest daughter for 50 years for saying the Pledge of Allegiance.
7. You know how everyone has a crazy uncle? Emails have confirmed that Barack Obama’s crazy uncle is none other than the svelt bearded member of the Axis of Evil himself, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
8. Barack Obama refuses to say please and thank you.
9. Barack Obama does his speeches in mime, and everyone knows you should never trust a mime.
10. Barack Obama goes to work on a flying carpet, a Ramadan gift from the Bin Laden family.
UPDATE!! Reader Jody has submitted another reason not to vote for Obama, which will be added to the list, as a sort of epilogue. ***DRUM ROLL***
by the end of obama 3rd year if he was president, not even a quarter of the troops will be him, he going to keep them their
Obama suck
I voted for hillary , I think obama sucks he no more than an empty suite,, who is flip flopping all over the news, the man is totally worthless, I will never vote for barack obama but I will not throw away my vote,,, I will vote for McCain,,, McCain will be in office only for 4 years, it can not get worse than bush, McCain can not make the war worse congress won’t let him, But if Obama gets elected Obama will make this country worse,
with his flip flopping, and by the end of obama 3rd year if he was president, not even a quarter of the troops will be him, he going to keep them their
I agree Obama suck! He no more than an empty suite! Flip flopping all over the damn news! I hate flip floppers! This is another excellent reason not to vote for him! My emails told me he actually hates flip flops! I also agree with your brilliant point that not even a quarter of the troops will be him, by his third year- the top 10 list has now become a top 11 list. OH YEAH! FUCK OBAMA!
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Your an idiot, your not voting for Obama has further made my resolve to vote for him.
Katie–
Since I’m working for the Obama campaign, I suppose I should be happy I’ve got him your vote.
-Daniel
Personally, I’m supporting Horace Jeffery Hodges for President . . . because he’s not insane.
Okay, he’s probably a little insane, or he wouldn’t be running for President. But he doesn’t really want the job, so he’s only partly insane.
Vote for Horatio! (Ethnic appeal)
This message has been approved by Horace Jeffery Hodges.
Jeffery Hodges
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I don’t know if Americans are ready to elect a gypsy for president..
Well, I certainly hope not, for I don’t want the job.
Jeffery Hodges
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Sometimes I feel sorry for forever gets the job, whether it’s Obama or the POW. The economy’s in recession, and it looks like Bush has left whoever it will be a present that sounds almost like kayak but only involves metaphorical white-water rapids.
Whew! Looks like I need a top-ten list entitled “Reasons why you shouldn’t log onto your blog and reply to comments after coming back from the bar.”
After reading through this article, I feel that I really need more information on the topic. Could you share some resources please?
Да,согласен с предыдущими высказываниями
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Да,несогласен с предыдущими ораторами
Споки :-)