By: A well-informed American voter.
1. Barack Obama hates apple pie, fireworks, and Elvis Presley. And he doesn’t just dislike apple pie- he hates the concept of apple pie.
2. Barack Obama wears his flag lapel pin upside-down.
3. Barack Obama is a Russian spy.
4. Barack Obama is Vladimir Putin.
5. Barack Obama has a posse.
6. Barack Obama once grounded his eldest daughter for 50 years for saying the Pledge of Allegiance.
7. You know how everyone has a crazy uncle? Emails have confirmed that Barack Obama’s crazy uncle is none other than the svelt bearded member of the Axis of Evil himself, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
8. Barack Obama refuses to say please and thank you.
9. Barack Obama does his speeches in mime, and everyone knows you should never trust a mime.
10. Barack Obama goes to work on a flying carpet, a Ramadan gift from the Bin Laden family.
UPDATE!! Reader Jody has submitted another reason not to vote for Obama, which will be added to the list, as a sort of epilogue. ***DRUM ROLL***
by the end of obama 3rd year if he was president, not even a quarter of the troops will be him, he going to keep them their
